straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.
straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
DUDE I SAW THIS IN GERMANY BUT GOT MENTOS INSTEAD AND W O W REGRETS
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
OMG I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT
a fighter and her supporter.
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
strangely shaped puppies where are you going
strangely shaped puppies
Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!
Dogs and cats being best friends will forever melt my heart with adorable feels <3