My dad just flushed a bee down the toilet and said, “haha. Try and fly now beetch.”
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute
literally the entirety of cats in a single picture
SHINY GOLDEN MICIES
WHY AM I REBLOGGING THIS